Apart from all of your usual statutory rights, we wanted to make you really happy to deal with us and came up with a guarantee we thought you’d like:
If you’re not happy with how clean we get your garment, please bring it back to us within 48 hours and we’ll have another go for free. We’ll also proritise it so you get it back without delay. Sometimes, however, the dirt just isn’t going to shift. Our senior cleaners might advise that it’s the best possible result and you should wear the other thing to the party. Y’know, the dress with the spots that makes you look really pretty, or whatever…